If you’re feeling good because at least you’re not the smallest, don’t. I literally don’t believe that smaller men exist. The boys who read those pages are curious or lying. You are the smallest.
And for my 5 inch “big boys:” Don’t pretend you’re “almost average” or “”the small side of average” or whatever lie you tell yourself right before a woman sees it for the first time.
You are small. Admit it to yourself and admit it to me.
Say, out loud, “I have a small dick."
Then you can….