An Honest Discussion About Size
Thanks for the water. You're a good friend.
No! We aren’t going to do anything sexy with it! I mean I was just thirsty. With what you've got, we aren't ever going to be anything more than friends.
But don't worry. Just because you have nothing to offer in the bedroom doesn't mean you’re worthless. You can still buy me gifts, pick me up at the airport, and listen to me bitch about my boyfriend.
And when you’re frustrated because I keep dating a guy who cheats on me, and forgets my birthday, when I could be dating a nice guy like you, pull out that angry little toddler and imagine him railing me with 8 ½ inches.
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