Stop right there!
Shut the door, and look at me.
You're busted.
I invited you over so we could do some 'homework' together, but before you arrived I did a little 'homework' of my own. You left your laptop in my study last night.
Yes, I've been through your internet browser history. Yes, you forgot to clear it.
I think our relationship is about to get a whole lot deeper - now that I know about... Mi-lo-va-na....
Strip down to your undies. NOW!