Ex Girlfriend

Ex Girlfriend by Spencer

So, you can't stop thinking about your ex-girlfriend. You look at the photos on her facebook page and you realise that you'll never have a girl as perfect as her again.

Too bad.

All is not lost though, you can still make amends for your past mistakes.

You will need at least one photo of your ex and either a photo of her current boyfriend or a photo of an erect penis. Whatever you can get. You'll also need a camera.

Once ready, strip naked and kneel down and look at the photo of your ex. Look her in the eye and start stroking.