Getting your 5-A-Day!
You look so stupid kneeling there fucking yourself with a vegetable! You can take it out now but keep it close by...I might make you eat it later!
Now that your asshole has been violated you should be a bit looser back there. Next I want you to get those bananas and peel them and break each one in half. Lube up each piece with more mayo. Don't throw the skins away.
Right, now I want you to slide one of the halves up your asshole... all the way up! Keep pushing it till its all the way in there then push it up a bit further with your finger... *laughs*
Does it make you feel like you need to poop? Do the same with all the other pieces of bananas. Swallow them all up your butt!
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Now that your ass is filled, I want you to fuck yourself with the carrot again; you can use the pointy end this time. Give your ass 100 hard thrusts with the carrot!