Get the towel and put it down, I don't want you making a mess on the kitchen floor. Kneel on the towel and get your groceries ready in front of you.
First things first I want you to get that mayo and put some in your hand. Is it cold? *laughs* GOOD!
Why don't you spread some on your little nipples for me? Go on; spread it on good and thick. Completely cover your nipples up; I don't want to look at those things!
Let me see... *laughs* you look ridiculous!
Use what's left on your hand and lube up your cock for me. Get it nice and hard.
Give me 100 slow strokes. Count them out loud while you do it, Ill start you off... 1... 2... 3... all the way to 100!