Getting your 5-A-Day!
Ok give me some real fast strokes now. See if you can get to the edge again! Can you edge or is it too painful? C'mon you could do it if you were a real man!
Once you have edged, hands off— huh? No you can't wash that stuff off your cock! Let it stay there as a reminder not to burn dinner ever again!
Time to get that cucumber.
Lube it up good with the mayo; you don't have to use your special chili mix this time, just plain mayo will do.
Right, hold that cucumber so that is sticking up from the floor— position yourself over it.
Rub your asshole on the tip. Does it feel nice and cool on your sore ass?
Now I want you to lower your weight slowly onto it. Ease that thing slowly into your butt.
That's right, don't hurry it. I want you to feel it gradually stretching your asshole.
Keep going, I want to see your ass swallow at least half of that thing.
Ew, you like it don't you? You're a real sicko!