Getting your 5-A-Day!

Getting your 5-A-Day! by cumhardy


I think I'm being too kind letting you stoke yourself like that. You're getting way too much pleasure out of this. You're supposed to be doing this for my amusement!

Take that chili peppers and cut them in half lengthways—
Use the knife to scrape out the seeds in the middle.

Now I want you to take a small amount of the mayonnaise and mix all the seeds into it— this is going to be your special pain-lube! *laughs* Lets see how fun it is to stroke with this!

Put your special mixture into the palm of your hand and grab that cock.
I want 100 hard, slow strokes. Make sure you squeeze that cock and rub the lube in properly. I don't want you being a pussy and wimping out on me now.

That's it— slow, painful strokes. Don't stop.