"No, bro, let's do a little introduction to tease and denial."
*Takes of chastity cage*
"Now, let's watch this video: http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=709329023"
"While we're watching this, bro. I want you to prove your control. Place your right hand around your cock... but DON'T let your hand touch it. Just let your cock feel it's warth. DO NOT touch that cock through any part of the video."