50/50
ha ha oh dear me looks like you chose the discard of the wrong key and it's now locked away with your man clothes. Well I'd get dressed if I was you, it may be sociably unacceptable and extremely humiliating for you to walk home the way you are about to but it would be illegal to walk home with your clit on show. Start by sliding your knickers up your legs and covering your clit, I'm tired of seeing it. Slide your tights over it and then put your bra on. Yes I know technically you could go home without wearing it but since you have no where to put it and you wont leave it you better wear it.
Now if you have it put your wig on and apply your make-up, take your time the carefuller you are the more chance you have of passing and then you might draw slightly less attention. What are you going to do if you bump into someone you know? You boss perhaps that would certainly make your next day at work awkward or who knows maybe you will be really unlucky and your mother will see you looking so pretty.
Now you may add you skirt, top and shoes. Ready to take the plunge? I can wait all day it really is up to you, if you want to waste your day in the toilet and wait for it to get quieter you can do because people are still going to see you, you'll still be humiliated and you'll have wasted your day. So you may as well grow some ovaries and start your journey home now.