Where else did you think I'd be?
The first thing a real slut does is drop to her knees and sucks cock.
Now get your ass out of that chair and get on your knees. Grab the realistic dildo with balls and stick it on the table in front of you.
Put your hands behind your back and start licking that cock up and down. Just use your tongue. Don't put it in your mouth yet, you hungry slut. That vibrator better still be up your ass!