Horny and humiliated? Good.
Just a couple more things before we send you home.
Roll a die for your next shopping trip:
1 - Go to a pet shop. Try on collars till you find one that fits you. Ask someone who workd there if they think the collar suits you. Buy it.
2 - Buy a phallic object, condoms and lube (preferably a cucumber, but candles etc. are okay if you don't have a grocery store) in a store, nothing else. Pick a checkout with the guy you are least attracted to.
3 - Go to a shoe store. Ask for some help in measuring your feet or something similar, get a worker to kneel down in front of you. Open your legs so your holes are visible. Buy the shoes if you like.
4 - Buy adult diapers. Ask a sales assistant to help you pick a size that will fit you snugly.
5 - Go to a sex store, but a large buttplug and nothing else.
6 - Reroll and do 2! Also, you must use the objects you buy: wear the collar, swap your vibe for the phallic object, change your shoes, put on a diaper (not now), swap your buttplug.