Get on all fours and eat your food and drink all of your water. Once yo have done this get your chew toy or shoe and start chewing on it for 5 minutes. Puppies love to chew and play with things. After you may need to pee from all the water you frank. If you do then go into your bathtub and squat like a puppy over the drain and piss. If you do not then move onto the next part, humping.