Dirty Banana Split
Right time to take 10 cherries and 20 M&Ms and insert them inside you, you can use anything you want as lube but the more sugary the better, how about some chocolate fudge sauce?
Now for the dream topping! Fill that dirty condom with ice cream, fill it to the brim.
Put the bowl with the banana underneath your testicles and put the condom onto your cock.
We know, we know, you can't put the condom on until the ice cream has melted. Well that's too bad, you're going to have to use your cock to melt it. Push that dirty thing all the way in and don't stop until your cock touches the end of the condom, hopefully by this time you should have had a good amount of topping on your banana via your constantly cooling balls.
Still having fun?