You should be grateful for that. Standing in the corner and listening to a hot girl having sex is the closest you're going to get to the real thing.
Did you drop that coin at all? You owe me 10 hard ball swats with the spoon for every time the coin or your feet fell down. And I mean HARD! You should be falling to the floor in pain after every one.
Now give that dick head 10 smacks as well. Punish it for always getting you in so much trouble.
Cry out "My worthless pee-pee always gets me in trouble!" after every hit.