Miss Katherine comes home
In the morning, you will wake us up at exactly 8:30. I want you gently knocking on the door, with a tray of freshly made fruit salad, warm croissants and orange juice for Me and My Boyfriend. Do not be late, slave. I also expect the following to be ready :
-Marks work uniform ironed
-My black dress with red flowers ironed
-Marks lunch box made up, I think ham and cheese sandwich.
-A bath drawn for me, with rose petals floating on the water
-The toilet cleaned again, I think the love of my life was a little careless before...
-Marks car washed, he can't be expected to go to work in a dirty car! He's not scum.
-Your make-up done up again. You should be getting better with practise, you little minx.
With all this work you have to do, you might want to think about getting up around 5AM? It's nearly midnight now, so you're going to need to get to sleep as quick as you can.