Keep stroking, piggy, another 5 minutes, only this time, I want you to sing My praises.
Tell me how great I am.
Tell me how pretty I am.
Be as specific as you can.
Same as before, stop and slap yourself if you get excited, but don't stop telling Me how smart and beautiful I am.
If you, god forbid, run out of things to say for more than 5 seconds, you lose the right to stroke it. Instead you are to grab your balls, squeeze them as hard as you can, and repeat :
"I'm sorry for being too stupid to appreciate your beauty" until the 5 minutes is up.