Original Sin 5
Now we're going to convert your score into a number to compare it to the other applicants.
Subtract the number of centimetres you recorded on the first task from 10 (use an online converter if you use inches) and write that down. Write down 0 if the number is higher than 10.
Then subtract the number of seconds it took you to edge in the second task from 90 and write that down. Write down 0 if the number is higher than 90.
Then add 0 points for the third task if your dildo fell out before you returned the object. Add 30 points if it fell out after you returned it but before you made it back, and add 70 points if it didn't fall out at all.
In the fourth and final task, add the number of centimetres between your ankles and your balls to the number of seconds it took you to make it the 50m. Subtract this number from 90 and write it down. Write down 0 if the number is higher than 90.
Once you've done all that, add all of these numbers together and we can continue.