Lollipop, Lollipop...
And, by the way, here's what we're going to assume...
* We both know you'll play with your little pee-pee the whole time, wether I tell you to or not. So let's just go ahead and make that the rule: Don't stop.
* Okay, you CAN stop if you're about to cum. Take 12-second breathers wherever you have to... but no more often than a "must.stop.or.else" situation.
* If you're like every other little mushroom yanker, you like to brag about your stamina. This presentation will make you put your money where your mouth is. It's long. Deal with it.
Remember, edge... edge... edge.
If you're a man, you'll edge on EVERY SINGLE SCREEN. Even if that leaves you as a quivering, drippy pre-cum covered mess by the end. At which point, you will FINALLY get to cum.
I mean, I'm not a monster... right?
Get on your fucking knees, whip out your cock, and tell me I'm not a monster. Now edge as penance for even thinking it. Pause 12 seconds. Now edge again. And once more.
Good for you. Notice now how your mind is more "open," shall we say, to whatever might follow? I love how a pulsing erection does that, blows the old cobwebs out of the male mind.
You have to know that we girls all know -- and exploit -- that fact.
Okay. Just one more act of supplication to confirm you're ready. I want you to dip your finger in the pre-cum at the tip of your dick. Don't have any yet? Well then make some! Edge again, if necessary. You can't see what I want to show you until you got some glistening, sticky goo.
Once you've got it, take a taste. Mmmm. Salty, isn't it?
Now then, where were we?
Oh yes. Click...