So I'll tell you what, my drippy little friend...
I'm going to help you and your weepy pee-pee.
That is, I'm going to clarify for you the things you just don't seem to understand.
And first, of course, is that simple fact:
Born with a cock means born limited. Period.
You're told your whole life to think it's the other way around, that "swinging your dick" actually means you're the one in charge.
But, believe me, I'm doing you a favor by telling you... it just isn't true.