See, that little spot -- I SAID LOOK AT IT! -- that little spot triggers a natural involuntary response in the male of our species. Do you know what that means, numb nuts?
Or were you too busy rubbing yourself through your jeans in biology class, over a cutaway plastic model of a uterus?
What it means, in short, is that when I or any of my "colleagues" touch that little magic button, you get an overwhelming, irresistible, urge to do one thing and one thing only...