Mmm... can you just picture it?
A hot shower, a rubber cock to fill every hole... and none of the clumsy BULLSHIT that a man like you somehow always manages to bring into a room.
And look at you... as I mock you, you can't even help it.
Still, you're pounding away at your pud.
So one-dimensional. So simple. So... pathetic.
It's like the blood pulsing in your prick drains away brain power.
Pump, monkey... pump!
Hah hah...