Lollipop, Lollipop...

Lollipop, Lollipop... by Jake1212

First of all, haven't you ever considered...

Just how "replaceable" you are?

I know, you can fuck a sofa cushion.

Or your hand.

But all the time you're thinking, "It's almost as good as the real thing..."

Do you think, for one second, that's the same thought that echoes in our minds when we're grinding up against a vibrator?

Oh my God.

I knew men were stupid, but even I didn't realize how seriously in the dark anybody could be.

NO, you fool... that's not at all what we're thinking!

Allow me to enlighten you... after you edge, of course, and then click...