Are you good enough to be her slave?
We still have a problem though, don't we bitch? I can live with you having a teeny tiny thing, it's not like we were ever going to have sex anyway, right? I've got a boyfriend after all. Maybe you'll get to meet him if I take you on as my slave. You'd be expected to serve him too. You can clean his house, his car, his shoes, just like you would for me. Otherwise he might get jealous, and we can't have that.
The other problem is that you're still too ugly. What if my girlfriends came round to my house? They would be repulsed, knowing that you made them drinks looking like that. I wouldn't even let you lick the mud from my shoes like you are now. What can be done? Those hood things creep me out, and I'm not exactly going to pay for plastic surgery.