Are you good enough to be her slave?

Are you good enough to be her slave? by cousin_it

Did you do it? If not, you are to get a pair of tweezers and pluck out a nostril hair, or if you have none, a hair from your balls, or if you have none of that either, I'm afraid you're going to have to slap your balls for me, as hard as you can 10 times.

If you did, you may stroke yourself to an edge, for a job well done.

Whichever happened, I want you to repeat "Thank you for letting me apologise" while you're doing it.