Now. I don't suspect you did as well as you think you did. The bed is neat, and the dishes are sparkling. I see you've tried very hard.
But the toilet...Do you think that's good enough for someone like Me to use? Prove it. If it's good enough for me to piss in, it should be good enough for you to worship, don't you think?
I want you to lap up some of the water from the bowl like a dog. Then, I want you to stick your tongue out, and lick the seat, all the way around, in one big lick.
Then, for my amusement and your reward for cleaning the dishes so well, I want you to fuck the toilet. Rest the seat on your "penis", and begin humping. I want you to do this for at least a minute. Do it as long as you like, and edge as many times as you think you can get away with.
Once you're finished making love to your equal, I want you to thank it for a good time, then stick your head in the bowl and press the flusher.
Only when you've done all of these can you continue.