Okay time for a break. Keep your hands bound but remove them from your inadequate cock.
I want you to put a peg on each of your nipples and 4 on your scrotum, spread out so that they're not touching each other at all.
Now take your wooden spoon and bend over. Rim your asshole with its tip for a few seconds and then lick it until it's wet.
Now smack yourself with it. Alternate cheeks and smack yourself at your own pace at least 20 times on each cheek. If the smacks are not sufficiently hard, then start again and do them properly.