Conversationally Speaking (1)
"I'm just getting started, Sweetie. I'm working on being wet, wet, wet when you and I leave this thing behind."
"That is so sweet. Slave, if Mistress Clara doesn't mind, I want you to stroke to the edge two more times before we move into the next phase of things."
"I like how you think, and I think you're getting a little excited, too."
"Just wait."
"So, how about the randomness? A dice, what?"
"No, there's a web site at www.random.org, where it can set up the parameters - assuming it doesn't fuck them up - to select a single number from 1 to whatever number of teases there happen to be available. If it hits a blank number, it will select the next higher number and perform that tease."
"You really have this planned out, don't you?"
"With little bit here - that is what you called it, isn't it? With little bit here, it's not really hard to come up with something. Well, actually *it* is hard."
*Raucous laughter*