Now I want you to fashion a rope or string into a collar and tie it around your neck - not too tightly mind you. Now, tie that rope behind your back to the rope around your ankles. Make this rope as tight as you can - I want you lying on your front with your ankles involuntarily suspended in midair.
Once you've done that, I want you to grab the wooden spoon and spank yourself thirty times, alternating cheeks with each smack.
Once you've done this, you must wait two minutes and then you may untie your collar from your ankles, but leave your collar on. A good slave knows his place.
Left - 17
Right - 21