Now go get a long string and tie those useless balls up.
There's a reason I haven't had you castrated yet. They serve no real purpose, but at least I can still use them to inflict pain on you. While real men use their balls to get pleasure from emptying them in hot girls, you get pain and suffering, a constant reminder of your inferior place.
Give them a hard slap.
HARDER you little bitch! Again!
Tie the other end of the string to the water bottle and add a pin to each of your stretched out balls. Now crawl and go get me the following items:
1. Toothpaste
2. Blindfold
3. Wooden spoon
4. Plate
5. A realistic plastic cock with suction cup
6. Rubber band
7. Plastic ruler