Before I send you on your way, why don't you show me your gratitude for explaining the rules to you. Go ahead and give me 50 worship strokes at a medium pace.
Now take your non-stroking hand, grab your balls, and start massaging them. Not too hard. Keep massaging those little balls while you stroke with your normal hand. Give me 10 slow strokes followed by 25 fast strokes. Good.
Now while you continue to massage those balls give me:
10 slow strokes
25 fast strokes
Again:
10 slow strokes
25 fast strokes
Good stroker. How about a little reward to get you started on your way.