I see . . .
Well, you seem clean at least. You must give yourself plenty of attention, living alone and all.
I like a smaller dick to be honest, it makes me see my clients as lesser men, making me feel better about myself.
Trust me, the happier I am, the happier you'll be. Modesty is a good thing with me.
Get it hard for me, right to the max.
To punish you for any length you might DARE have, I want you to get a ruler and measure yourself. For each 1/2 inch in length you stand when fully hard, I want you to take the ruler and whack the underside of your shaft for me.
No buts, do it!