Do you like my nipples? Do you think they make a good addition to the rest of what you've seen so far?
I thought as much.
Hmm, it seems like time is running out. Your pay packet only gets you so far I'm afraid. What with all the porn I'm sure you buy, you've only a pittance for a proper Jerkogram.
Did . . . your eyes just dart to the computer when I said 'porn'? Oh wow, you pay for it don't you!?
Loser!! Are you that needy that you can't just take the acres of free material on the net for your wanking?
Here, I'll enlighten you, just let me at your computer. God, this keyboard is rather sticky. Not to worry, I expected as much.