A Christmas Cumslut
"I am" your friend responds.
Still shocked you ask him "how is possible, you died."
"I am here to warn you, so you don't face the same fate I do. You see these keys? Only one of them fits my cage and I can only try one per year. I face 100s of thousands of years without being able to ever touch my dick, let alone have an orgasm.
"But why and does this fate await us all?" you respond still fearful of your former friend and wondering why he would agree to be locked up.
"I earned this punishment on earth, each of these keys represent a misogynistic thought or deed I committed and I beg of you to not do the same. You must change, apologise to your secretary and do your best to make it up to her."
" I must do nothing, I am losing my mind. You are not real and nobody would ever get my dick into such a ridiculous device," you reply.
Your former friend shows signs of anger after your refusal to accept his warning and bellows "you ignorant fool, you will be locked up and you will be forever frustrated if you don't heed my words. You will be visited by three ghosts tonight, the first will arrive at the stroke of midnight." The electricity then goes off once more and when it returns you find yourself in your front room unsure as to what has just happened. Still a little shook up you pour yourself a brandy before heading off to bed.