A Christmas Cumslut
(Go on Youtube and play the song 'carol of the bells,' put your coat on and have a walk around the room.)
You leave work and the frost in the air hits you immediately, you shiver and wrap your coat tightly around yourself. Snow has been falling heavily throughout the day but had now been reduced to beautiful light fall. Girls are walking by in their sexy Christmas outfits, ready for what is sure to be an eventful night on the town. You notice people rushing into your supermarket, no doubt to get last minute presents for loved ones and wonder how people can be so badly organised, especially considering Christmas happens at the same time every year.
You walk past a small choir singing 'carol of the bells' and pretend not to see the elderly women hoping for a charitable donation in exchange for there performance. How you hated charity's, complete scroungers and lazy good for nothings; you wonder why they can't get a job instead of bothering good people like yourself with annoying songs.
You finally arrive home, relieved to be away from the rest world and order a take-away.
(Have something to eat)