You don't want to tell Barbie, but you feel compelled:
"I... I never told Brooke this, but when I was doing some yard work, I looked over the hedges and saw... saw her by her pool, wearing some pink lingerie!"
"Go on," Barbie says quietly.
"She saw me and stood up, looking right at me and said: 'Hey neighbor, you like what you see?'"
"And what did you say?"
"I... I was speechless. She ... she was so beautiful!"