Keyholder Roulette
You can unlock yourself and come for me any time you want. I have a couple of rules though.
You'll need to gagged, of course. I expect you to also be wearing at least twenty clothespins, and your meanest pair of clamps. If you can't get a hold of them, I suppose three clothespins on each nipple will do.
I also want you to get a ginger root and insert it into your anus. You'll need to coat your balls in icy hot, as well. Once all of that is done, just lube up your hand with that icy hot and you can stroke as long as you can stand!
Worried about the pain? I would be. There's no safeword for Icy Hot, pet - I recommend testing, practicing and making sure you have the pain tolerance for it. It amuses me to think of you torturing yourself just so you'll be ready to torture yourself.
There is no other way to orgasm for me. If you simply can't manage, I'll pass your key on to someone else in three weeks.
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