I was going to tell you, that i have changed the rules. I actually wanted you to get to the edge as quickly as possible, not to last as long as you could. Here are the punishments for your time.
5 minutes - 10 minutes = Guess what, you get to stroke to the edge twice, using icy hot as your lubricant. *Evil Laugh*
2 minutes - 5 minutes = Bad luck bitch, you have to grab your ruler and hit your balls with the edge of the ruler, every second on the second. 3 minutes.
1 minute - 2 minutes = Not bad i guess. Icy hot on your balls, and you have to stroke to the edge 2 times.
30 seconds - 1 minute = So this is how long you last when you try and go for as long as possible huh? Your worthless. Hit your balls hard with a closed fist every second on the second, for a minute.
0 - 30 seconds = HAHAHA! Is this as long as you can last!?! Thats amazing, i never thought anyone could be so pathetic. The only thing your good for is stroking to the edge twice for me.