Did your EX ever mention a strap on? Did you laugh it off, too much of a pussy too even admit it.
You can tell her now, stroker.
Tell her now how you wish you could worship her plastic girl-cock.
Stroke your dickie for 30 seconds, then slap your balls 5 times and say:
"<Ex-'s name>" I wish I could worship your big wet girl-cock"
Say it with each ball slap! Pump and smack. Pump and smack