Are you naked and kneeling, strokeslut?
You'd better be. If not, I want you to smack those full balls with that wooden spoon 5 times, right now. And each should be an audible SMACK.
If you are naked and kneeling, then I want you to SMACK those balls anyway, strokeslut.
Did you think you were special because you could follow directions? <giggle>
But to be nice, you can start off with light slaps of the spoon and only the last 2 need to be SMACKS, AND you can stroke slowly while you slap.
Warm up those babymakers for me, boys!