Now. Where was I? Oh, yes...how silly a penis looks.
I saw My first penis when I was about 12, and it struck Me then how they just sort of dingle dangle there, then pop up and get in the way when they get all excited...not to mention how incredibly messy they are when they get all happy...Ewww...
Later in life, I realized they go away much too quickly once they've been made happy.
So, I decided maybe they shouldn't be made happy. Well, not maybe. I am sure they shouldn't be happy.
Speed up your stroking, spew boy.