Let's begin with the training, shall we, Sarah?
I want you to get one of the potatoes, the water and the bowl. Cut the potato in slices and dump it into the bowl. Pour the water into there too.
My maids only get one meal every day, and that's this. Raw potato with water. If you want to be my maid, you are going to need to eat this every day.
Now, place the bowl on the floor. Did you remember to say 'yes, mistress' and curtsey? If not, you should be very ashamed right now. I'll let this one slip, but don't forget it again.
Kneel down by the bowl, place your hands on your back and eat up. I want it all gone.
When the bowl is empty, continue.