Hi there.
You must be here for the job as maid? Great.
Now, I don't just hire people. I like testing my maids out before hiring them. So would you mind me testing you out?
I expect to hear a "no, mistress".
Good. I have one rule, and only that one: you do whatever I say. If you don't, then you will not work as my maid. So do as I tell you to.
For this test, you are going to need the following things:
- A bowl
- 2 medium-sized potatoes
- Half a cup of water
- A big t-shirt or a short dress
- 1 shoe
Go get those items. When you have them lined up, you can continue.