I heard your girlfriend is pretty stacked, but that you actually have a penchant for small-breasted women. Is that right?
My boyfriend tells me that anything more than a mouthful is too much. Boy, is that ever an old saw! What do you think? Perky? Pert? Tell me, please.
So, now baby, look deeply into my eyes, and while you're doing so, start rubbing your cock through your underwear for 30 seconds, and take a silent guess while you're focusing on my eyes as to whether or not I'm a shemale.