Zoe was looking as good as ever when you got out to her desk. You had temporarily restrained your boner by catching it in the waistband of your pants. The file was marked with a red sticker, the sign of a high-priority item in your office. "What is this, I wasn't expecting anything?"
"I don't know, but it says it's urgent, I'd open it quick if I were you."
You started to open the file when you felt a slap on your shoulder...