Katie Puts You In Your Place
Awww, don't start blubbering on me now strokie. You've already found the one person you're meant to spend you're life with. Lots of people never get that.
Don't believe me? Then how come your dicklet's still hard? How come you've gotten more and more frustrated every time I told you to stop stroking? Why is it that the one thing you want most in the world right now is to wrap those fingers around yourself and pull out the biggest nut of your life?
All you have to do is admit it. Just say, "I'm nothing but a pathetic little stroke slut and I could never be anything to any woman. Ever."
There, was that so hard? Now start stroking, nice and slow. Go ahead and lie down. Get comfy and treat yourself right. Massage your balls, rub your head. Think of all the wonderful things you can do to your body.