Um, that's awfully nice of you, but I already have one of those— it's called a vibrator!
What girl would want to look at your ugly face between her legs when she could get way more pleasure for the cost of a few AAs?
You just begged to be treated like an object; a faceless, disposable sex-object with no thought for it's own pleasure and you still didn't measure up. I want you to think about that, seriously. No one wants to be in that kind of relationship, and yet for you it's an impossible fantasy.