Whoa! You're pretty straight forward for a "straight guy". I mean, you're pretty blunt to ask to see my breasts. Do you think you can handle that?
I'm a bit shy, but I have to tell you I KNOW I have a pretty magnificent set of breasts.
If I give you a peek, what do I get to see?
Hmmm. I'm not sure I really want to see that. Aren't all, ahem, cocks alike?
No?
I've only seen my boyfriends, and he tells me that all that stuff I've seen on the Internet is lies, and that a man's cock is rarely longer than 4 inches, nor more than an inch thick.
That's bullshit? Prove it!