Here they are, too perfect for you to touch.
What an asshole! NO, this is NOT a padded bra. You really are a wise-ass, aren't you?
Just for that, you have to slow your strokes like this: slam down as hard and as fast as you can and then slowly bring your hand back up to the top of your cock. Do this at least 100 times and edge twice.
Do it right, guess right, and you may just get to cum!