"Poor baby!" she says, kneeling down in front of you but with a big smile. "Is that nasty chastity device causing you pain as it stops your erection?"
"Of course," you say angrily. "Sex is all I can think about now, and I can't even get my work done!"
"Oh my," she says, still smiling, "that doesn't sound good. Are you lusting after all those pretty girls at work?"
"No," you say cautiously. But seeing her like this isn't helping any: "Ouch!"